My Bigger Butter Jesus – Full Credit to Comedian Haywood Banks
I seen “The Big Butter Jesus” quite a while back. It’s religous, I know, it scared the hell out of me. I marked it down as a Southern Ohio quirk and left it at that.
This wasn’t good enough for Comedian Haywood Banks. He turned it into part of his act with a song called “Big Butter Jesus”. I don’t view it as sacreligous because this is not Jesus, it’s a poorly sculpted hunk of fiberglas that looks like a butter carving. For all I know isn’t supposed to be Jesus at all. There’s no part of the bible where he comes out of the ground that I know of. If you’re looking for Jesus, you’re not going to find him through a hunk of fiberglas on I-75, search your heart first.
For those who don’t have a clue what I’m talking about – here’s the video.
My apologies for the poor through-the-windshield photography, but it’s the best you would want a truck driver to attempt while passing mile marker 30 on Interstate 75 in Ohio. I dedicate this post to all those good humor folks who have come to love “Big Butter Jesus”.

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Big Butter Jesus burned down after a lightning strike. Gone, but not forgotten – and he will return!
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