Brazil Air Force Stops Search for Missing Ballooning Priest
Brazil Air Force Stops Search for Missing Ballooning Priest – Brazil’s Air Force has suspended its search for a Roman Catholic priest who vanished after sailing into the air attached to hundreds of balloons. [Fox News Headlines]
Brazil is a hell of nice country for searching for this guy. They must have put out a dumbass alert of some sort. I hope they didn’t put to much effort into this. It was just a thinning of the herd that happens from time to time.
Fellow Flyers Duct-Tape Disorderly Drunk to His Seat
- Top Uses Of Duct Tape from Yuri Arcurs Website
Fellow Flyers Duct-Tape Disorderly Drunk to His Seat – A drunk passenger on an Los Angeles-bound jetliner was duct taped to his seat by fellow flyers and later arrested after the FBI said he drunkenly attacked a flight attendant. [Fox News Headlines]
That is to cool. Another use of duct tape. Red Green has got to proud and I would bet a fan of PBS’s popular show was on the airliner.
I wish we could do this in all sorts of situations. Since I’ve been out trucking, I’ve noticed folks just do not know how to act right in social situations. I don’t know if they just weren’t held enough as children or if the Prozac and Starbucks cocktails they take do it to them. I’m not trying about truckers so much as the general public I run into. I would love to duct tape undesireables that come into the truck stops from the Greyhound Bus! Duct taping would be suitable punishment for all sorts of travelers that feel that their need to ditch the cashier lines and other social ignorance, stupidity, and selfishness. Nobody gets hurt and they will get free whenever somebody decides to show the twits some kindness.
My Bigger Butter Jesus – Full Credit to Comedian Haywood Banks
I seen “The Big Butter Jesus” quite a while back. It’s religous, I know, it scared the hell out of me. I marked it down as a Southern Ohio quirk and left it at that.
This wasn’t good enough for Comedian Haywood Banks. He turned it into part of his act with a song called “Big Butter Jesus”. I don’t view it as sacreligous because this is not Jesus, it’s a poorly sculpted hunk of fiberglas that looks like a butter carving. For all I know isn’t supposed to be Jesus at all. There’s no part of the bible where he comes out of the ground that I know of. If you’re looking for Jesus, you’re not going to find him through a hunk of fiberglas on I-75, search your heart first.
For those who don’t have a clue what I’m talking about – here’s the video.
My apologies for the poor through-the-windshield photography, but it’s the best you would want a truck driver to attempt while passing mile marker 30 on Interstate 75 in Ohio. I dedicate this post to all those good humor folks who have come to love “Big Butter Jesus”.
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